that police guy from teen wolf looks like the love child of tom hiddleston and steve rogers
at first i looked at this like “oh look tom hiddleston” but then i was like “oh no thats chris evans” wHat iS hapPenning
EVERYONE WATCH TEEN WOLF IMMEDIATELY
loki and captain america had a baby??
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Subtitles are the best part II
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
trying on new jeans in the fitting room
GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD
They are literally a family
This is my favorite
He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
this pun is unsafe
omg. a LAB JOKE. this brings me so much joy.
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know